"Bedroom Golf" Rules

Velvet Jones · 05-26-2007, 01:35 AM

bedroom golf rules.

1/ Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2/ Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4/ For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5/ Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6/ Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7/ It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8/ Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9/ Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10/ Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11/ Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12/ The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13/ Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

14/ Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15/ It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

EuroEclipse · 05-26-2007, 01:43 AM

hahaha

Jncominco2 · 05-26-2007, 01:55 AM

Velvet Jones · 05-26-2007, 03:26 AM

3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

someone's playing wrong!

lol balls go in too

96clipz · 05-26-2007, 07:18 AM

yo, thats hilarious as hell. nice 1 VJ

sagvr4 · 05-26-2007, 03:17 PM

Velvet Jones · 05-26-2007, 03:20 PM

glad everyone loves it!

JEV · 05-26-2007, 03:47 PM

GSRTURBO · 05-26-2007, 04:15 PM

hahah!!

DOHCdreamz · 05-26-2007, 04:28 PM

13/ Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

LMAO

JEV · 05-27-2007, 11:10 AM

TeggyGirl · 05-27-2007, 01:27 PM

lol you guys just have no clue.........

05-26-2007, 01:35 AM	#1
Velvet Jones Method 4 Motorsport's Internet Salesman 01 Audi A4 1.8T Quattro Tip My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Method 4 Motorsports SF Posts: 676	"Bedroom Golf" Rules bedroom golf rules. 1/ Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. 2/ Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4/ For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 5/ Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole. 6/ Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again. 7/ It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers. 8/ Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason. 9/ Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case. 10/ Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. 11/ Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course. 12/ The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole. 13/ Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside. 14/ Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request. 15/ It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. __________________ *FUK SHO LETS GO!* the motto of my sponsors: Oni-moto.com and Garaged Motorsports cafepress.com/onisf

05-26-2007, 01:43 AM	#2
EuroEclipse Old School Member 2006 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oberstadtfeld, Germany Posts: 292	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules hahaha

05-26-2007, 01:55 AM	#3
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05-26-2007, 03:26 AM	#4
Velvet Jones Method 4 Motorsport's Internet Salesman 01 Audi A4 1.8T Quattro Tip My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Method 4 Motorsports SF Posts: 676	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules 3/ Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. someone's playing wrong! lol balls go in too __________________ *FUK SHO LETS GO!* the motto of my sponsors: Oni-moto.com and Garaged Motorsports cafepress.com/onisf

05-26-2007, 07:18 AM	#5
96clipz Pro Street Member 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Murrells Inlet, SC Posts: 208	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules yo, thats hilarious as hell. nice 1 VJ __________________ http://www.carsponsors.com/profile.php?id=98322 http://www.streetfriendz.com/da96clipz/ http://www.carster.com/96clipz/cars/...i-Eclipse-5252 http://my.prostreetonline.com/member/96clipz/

05-26-2007, 03:17 PM	#6
sagvr4 Moderator '04 Subaru WRX wagon and '03 Suzuki SV1000s My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,193	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules __________________ ~Scott

05-26-2007, 03:20 PM	#7
Velvet Jones Method 4 Motorsport's Internet Salesman 01 Audi A4 1.8T Quattro Tip My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Method 4 Motorsports SF Posts: 676	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules glad everyone loves it! __________________ *FUK SHO LETS GO!* the motto of my sponsors: Oni-moto.com and Garaged Motorsports cafepress.com/onisf

05-26-2007, 03:47 PM	#8
JEV one man crew(who gets advice from other people) 94' toyota camry v6 My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: california, modesto Posts: 3,970	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules lol __________________ training and techs is good but experience is worth more.

05-26-2007, 04:15 PM	#9
GSRTURBO Im bringing sexay back 1992 Honda Civic - Turbo B18c1 My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,631	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules hahah!! __________________ -Brandon DD '92 Civic VX - B18C1 swap - 8spi t04r

05-26-2007, 04:28 PM	#10
DOHCdreamz VTECH is teh best 2000 Acura Integra Type R My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 68	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules 13/ Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside. LMAO

05-27-2007, 11:10 AM	#11
JEV one man crew(who gets advice from other people) 94' toyota camry v6 My Page \| My Pics \| My Ads Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: california, modesto Posts: 3,970	Re: "Bedroom Golf" Rules lol __________________ training and techs is good but experience is worth more.

05-27-2007, 01:27 PM	#12
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